Man Versus Woman!!! Who’s Better?

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I got this great joke from a colleague. As a “real” man, I don’t agree with the joke… Perhaps because men are more intelligent, cleverer, more macho…than women… Do they think that women are the best?!! Men are stronger…and men cooks better than women. The joke was intended for smart women who need a laugh and to men who think they can handle the jokes. What do you guys think? Do you agree with those jokes πŸ™‚ ?

Man and woman

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

“Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws”.

Words

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.

The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

Creation

A man said t o his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. ” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

p/s: We’re going to Malacca tomorrow. We’ll be staying there till Sunday. I hope I can stay connected, read and respond to all the comments… Till then have a nice weekend everybody πŸ™‚

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24 Responses

  1. Bent says:

    HAhahaa..that funny..but I don’t agree with her..I thinks man more intelligent than women..anyone agree..?

  2. Bent says:

    There at book store which book called “Men are from mars and women from venus” in order to understand each other..I like this book very much..after that maybe you feel better. πŸ™‚

  3. zaki says:

    @ Bent,

    Yes, you’re right. You’re on the winning side!
    The only thing that man cannot do is to give birth… That’s all…
    Yea… that book is really good and can explain a lot of things about man and woman… Unfortunately I haven’t read that book yet… πŸ™‚

  4. Syam says:

    yeah..man more intel than women, but in this blog..rina also intel jgk πŸ˜›

  5. zaki says:

    @ Syam,

    Wah wah wah… bodek nampak?!!! πŸ˜‰

  6. Syam says:

    @ zaki – biasala bro..cari makan org kata..ahahhah πŸ˜›

  7. zaki says:

    @ Syam,

    Yeah… paham-paham….
    Ni baru student ek…
    Dah jadi politician kang, lain pulak cara nye…ye tak? πŸ™‚

  8. Syam says:

    @ zaki – dah jadi politician? hm..time tu lain la approach dia..kami akan menawarkan tender2 dan projek2 mega kepada insan terpilih..haha

  9. zaki says:

    @ Syam,

    Wah!!!…Already thinking about that! I’m impressed. You have a vision. That’s cool… Maybe, If we can create Party Blogger Semalaysia (PBS) and you can become the president!!! What do you think? πŸ™‚

  10. Syam says:

    @ zaki – no no no..me sangat mentah in this field..nak jadi perayu undi bolehla kot:D

  11. Bent says:

    Wah syam..very powerfulah..here also number 1..congratulation πŸ™‚ watch out syam!!

  12. zaki says:

    @ Syam,

    Bent is warning you! Better becarefulll….

    @ Bent,

    The battle is very competitive… πŸ™‚

  13. topo says:

    patutlah tetiba je syam naik dgan mendadak…dok chating2 org dgan tuan empunya blog rupanya…hohohooh

  14. Syam says:

    @ topo – itu pun salah satu strategi jgk tu πŸ˜€ free tips nih! hahaha

  15. nUUr says:

    cepat2 pilih president,sy konfem masuk pnya parti ni. πŸ™‚
    hurm,from the dialog,why do women always win?not so cool.it should be win-win situation….org ppuan bnyk guna pkataan tu btul.mrk kuat bebel.ahaha tujd bnyk

  16. Syam says:

    @ nuur – kalau lelaki cakap angkat baju hari nak hujan..pompuan lak..angkat baju tu hari nak hujan..penat je idai dah hujan, kalau tak basuh busuk pulak, rendam kang timbul taik lalat bla bla bla bla..huhu panjg betul bebelannya :p

  17. titan says:

    Short answer. Man.

  18. zaki says:

    Betul lah, pompuan memang berjela-jela cakap cakapnya!!!

    Kita lelaki simple dan padat…

  19. syia says:

    whahaha.. syia baca slow2.. hehe.. best2.. memang kalau lelaki yang dh kawin baca maybe terKEDU kut.. hehe.. nak forward dkt email mak dgn ayah la heheh

  20. Syam says:

    @ syia – fwd je..nanti jgn lupa share ape respn mak ngan ayah ye πŸ˜€

  21. zaki says:

    @ Syia,

    What will be your parents thought after reading this man and female joke πŸ™‚

  22. starwalker says:

    hahah that really funny! i wonder you and wife like that? haha jokin only la πŸ˜›

  23. zaki says:

    @ starwalker,

    Well, sometimes we’re like that…but most of the time we’re both really cool couple πŸ™‚

  24. online randevu sistemi art?k Γ§ok kolay ΓΆzel bir hizmet iyi gunlerde kullan?n πŸ™‚ / Te?ekkΓΌr ederim.

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