Archive for December, 2008

Dec 25 2008

Before and After Marriage

Published by cyza under Blogging ~ Sharring

This was also given to me from my father… Can you relate to this?

Before marriage:

Boy: Yes! At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want to leave?
Boy: No! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? I’m not that kind of a person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: My darling!

After marriage: Simply read from bottom to top.

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Dec 24 2008

Isteri Kuat Berleter?!!

Published by cyza under Blogging ~ Sharring

I’m sharing something forwarded to me from my father… :) . It’s in Malay Language. If you can’t read Malay, please get translate it using any translation software available in the net. I think the story is pretty cool. What do you think. There is a good MORAL at the end of the story…

Ada seorg suami yg hidupnya tertekan kerana isterinya kuat berleter.  Setiap hari isterinya akan beleter tak kira masa. Balik kerja lambat 1/2  jam, berleter. Bangun tidur lewat, berleter. Rumah berselerak sikit,  berleter.

Oleh kerana da tak tahan dgn leteran isterinya, si suami berjumpa dgn Hj.  Ahmad, imam di kampungnya selepas Solat Jumaat. Hj. Ahmad ni memang  terkenal dgn warak & kepandaiannya mengubat pelbagai penyakit.

Bila di ceritakan oleh si suami tentang perangai isterinya, Hj. Ahmad ni  tersenyum & bagitau pd si suami.

‘Betoi ka hang ni dah tak larat dengaq bini hang berletiaq?’

‘Betoi haji. Saya minta tolong sgt pd pak haji ni’.

‘Kalau macam tu, hang bagi ubat ni kat minuman bini hang, biaq dia tidoq  lena. Lepas tu hang pi buang dia kat dlm 1 lubang yg dlm..’

‘Itu saja ke haji?’

‘Itu saja. Hang pi buatlah apa yg aku suruh. Tapi hang jgn menyesal di  kemudian hari.’

‘Terima kasihlah haji, tgklah nanti mcm mana’.

Si suami ni rasa tak tergamak nak buat apa yg Hj. Ahmad tu suruh. Tapi  bila tiba di rumah saja, si isteri terus berleter..

‘Orang lain pun sembahyang Jumaat juga tapi tak ada lah balik sampai lewat  sgt. Awak ni merayau ke mana?. Lain kerja tak ada, asyik merayau, merayau,  merayau. Cubalah ingat sikit org kat rumah ni.’

Oleh kerana tak tertahan dgn leteran si isterinya ni, si suami ni pun nekad nak buat apa yg Hj. Ahmad ajar pd dia tadi.

Waktu maghrib tu, lepas saja selesai sembahyang, si suami ni bancuhlah ubat yg di beri oleh Hj. Ahmad tu tadi. Dia pun beri kat isterinya. Si  isterinya pun sambil mengambil air itu sempat lagi berleter, ‘Ni buat-buat
baik ni adalah sebabnya tu. Mesti ada hati nak tambah bini lagi. Tu yg konon-konon buat baik ni’.

Selesai saja minum air tu, si isteri terus tertidur tak sedarkan diri. Si  suami pun angkat si isteri ni tadi & bawa ke belakang rumah. Di sana ada  sebuah perigi buta yg dah 20 thn tak di gunakan.. Sampai kat perigi buta  tu, si suami ni pun terus campak isterinya ke dlm. Si suami pun pulang ke  rumah.

Keesokkan harinya, si suami ni rasa aman. Tak ada org berleter dia bangun lewat. Balik kerja pun tak ada org berleter. Dia rasa selesa duduk di  rumah.

Masuk hari ke 2, si suami ni rasa lain macam. Rasa rindu pulak pd leteran  isterinya. Dia da mula rasa gelisah. Sepjg hari tu asyik teringat aje pada isterinya. Masuk hari ke 3, si suami tahu dia tak boleh hidup tanpa isteri dia. Selepas saja solat Maghrib kat masjid, dia pun berjumpa dengan Hj. Ahmad.

‘Haji, saya rasa menyesallah haji sebab buang isteri saya dulu. Blh tak saya dptkan balik isteri saya tu?’.

‘Itulah hang. Aku dah bagitau kat hang. Kalau hang nak buat, jgn menyesal. Laa ni aku pun tak tau apa nasib bini hang. Aku nak tolong pun aku tak jamin bini hang selamat atau tak. Tapi hang blh pi cuba. Mlm ni juga, hang kena pi tempat hang buang bini hang tu, hang bawa sekali tali panjang. Hang campak tali tu masuk ke dlm lubang tempat hang buang bini hang, lepas tu hang selawat 3 kali. Lepas selawat 3 kali, hang tarik tali tu ke atas.

Hang cuba 3 kali. Kalau lepas 3 kali pun bini hang tak keluaq, maknanya bini hang dah mampuih la.’

Si suami pun tanpa berlengah terus balik ke rumah, ambil tali pjg & terus pergi ke perigi buta tempat dia mencampakkan isterinya 3 hari yg lepas.

Sampai saja di perigi buta tu, si suami tu terus mencampakkan tali ke dalam perigi buta tu. Selepas saja selawat 3 kali, si suami tu tariklah bini dia naik ke atas. Selepas habis tali tu di tarik ke atas, tiada isterinya
keluar.

Si suami cuba buat kali yg ke 2. Kali ni dia selawat 7 kali pulak. Tapi usahanya masih hampa. Si suami ni pun mulai risau.’Dah mati ke bini aku ni?’

Si suami cuba buat kali yg ke 3. Kali ni dia selawat 11 kali. Bila di tarik tali tu ke atas, dia terasa berat. Hati si suami begitu gembira. Selepas habis tali tu di tarik ke atas, yg keluar dari perigi tu bukan isterinya tapi 1 jembalang yg berbulu amat lebat.

‘Siapa kau ni? Mana bini aku? Celaka lah kau kalau kau makan bini aku!’

Jawab si jembalang tu, ‘Aku ni penunggu perigi buta ni. Dah bertahun aku duduk kat sini dengan aman. Tapi sejak bini kau dtg,aku jadi tak senang duduk. Hari-hari, pagi, ptg, siang, mlm asyik berleter, berleter,
berleter. Aku sampai naik berbulu 1 badan. Aku dah tak tahan. Aku nak pindah ke perigi lain. Kalau kau nak bini kau, kau ambillah dia kat bawah tu. Aku pun dah tak tahan lagi dah’.

Hah? Moral of the story? Jembalang pun tak tahan dengor org yg suka berleter tau!!!

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Dec 17 2008

December Updates 2

Published by cyza under Blogging ~ Sharring

Despite my super tight schedule, I still find sometime to read comments, read other blogs and wherever possible make a post in cyza.us. As for today, I just want to make a swift short post. I just returned from my daily compulsory induction course, and soon I’ll continue with my official work that I’m not able to do in my actual working office hours (because of attending the course).

1. Today is Wednesday and I found out 3 of my course colleagues wearing batik – they missed count of the day. They thought today is Thursday :) .

2. On lunch break I visited the horse stable alongside the equine officer who happens to be my new friend – thanks to the induction course, I make a lot of new friends. Cool… Oh yea…at the stable, I was introduced to all the horses available. Insya Allah, later next week, I’m thinking of bringing my kids for a fun ride.

3. I’m going to take my IELTS examination next month. My wife helped me register for the examination which cost me RM530. It is part of the requirement to do my pH.d next year.

4. I did mentioned about diet and all those stuffs… but I must admit that I cannot fight the temptations of eating. I ate a lot at the course. I’m among the top 5, who’ll arrive to line up and get the food.

5. Last Saturday, we went to shop for my son who’ll enter standard 1. Wow… I’m getting older now. My son is going to be in standard 1 next year. I still remember my own excitement to be a standard 1 student. Maybe my son feels the same thing ;) .

6. Oh yea…talking about my son going to school, I’m surprized with the expenditure for student. All they uniforms, shoes, socks, bag, books etc… The cost is high. I wonder how the below average family spend for their kids who are schooling. I know it’s not easy. We must be greatful with God for all our “rezeki”…

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Dec 15 2008

Man Throws Shoes At Bush In Iraq – They were a size 10

Published by cyza under Photo Video

Must watch… cool stuff!!! What do you think?



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Dec 11 2008

If I Can Turn Back Time…

Published by cyza under Blogging ~ Sharring

Once in a while we need to do some reflection in our life. How are we doing so far? Are we a good Muslim? Do we donate our money for those in need? Are we those materialistic type of person who work day and night to accumulate wealth? Are we those type of lazy people and useless to the community? Only you can answer them… Sometimes, we don’t realize our weaknesses and we hope that some body else will let us know…

I did some reflection on myself few days ago while driving my car back from Kuantan to Johor Bahru. I recalled and reviewed my life. I have thought on some occasions that I should have adjust or improved. If only I can turn back time, what will I do differently…? Do you have that type of question lingering in your mind? I told my other half that I have a list of things that i will change if i can return to the past (not back to the future!)… Among them that I can think of right now are:

1. I will take a really super extra care of all my teeth. I have lost few now and I’m trying my best to protect and maintain my remaining teeth.

2. I will ensure that my father informed me earlier on an internship offered to me by a very large oil manufacturing company, Esso (now it’s called Exxon-Mobil) during summer 1998. I was in Bradford University, UK that time and I missed such a valuable opportunity.

3. I will study smarter and harder for my chemical engineering first degree. I want to get first class honours. I know I can do it with some extra hard work and effort. Damn… why didn’t I scored first class before?!!!

4. I won’t associate and involve myself in all those hopeless multi level marketing and/or direct selling that I joined after returning back to Malaysia after completing my first degree. I not only lost my money but also lost a lot of time. It took me 4-5 years to realize that those type of businesses are not meant for me.

5. I should have ventured into the internet money making business instead of activity listed in #4 earlier. That means, I should have indulge in web 2.0 around 2000 and not as late as July 2006. If I began at 2000, I might be a millionaire by now :) .

6. I should have started my professional engineer mentor ship under IEM immediately after I graduate. If I do that at 2000, I’m now a professional engineer with the title Ir. in front of my name.

7. I should have send my son to the kindergarten when he was 4 and not 5. We have chosen the wrong kindergarten. We should surveyed a better kindergarten so that our son will be given better education.

8. I should have began investing in public mutual fund after graduating and not wasting my money in those multi level marketing businesses.

9. I should have started my chemical engineering blog using a wordpress platform.

OK, those are just a few of what I have thought earlier. What about you?

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Dec 10 2008

Word of Wisdom from Thomas Carlyle

Published by cyza under Blogging ~ Sharring

I just want to share some good quotes to empower your life, work and everything. It was emailed by one of the respected professors from my faculty and I think it is worth sharing.

Do not underestimate your power. You are not weak.

As Thomas Carlyle (1795 ~1881) wrote:

“The weakest living creature, by concentrating his powers on a single object, can accomplish something; the strongest, by dispensing his over many, may fail to accomplish anything.

The drop, by continually falling, bores its passage through the hardest rock; but the hasty torrent rushes over it with tremendous uproar, and leaves no mark upon it.”

I’m not sure whether you understand or not… If you don’t, please ask a wiser person around you to explain… :)

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Dec 05 2008

The Perfect Plumber!

Published by cyza under Uncategorized

Guys, you don’t want to miss this video.



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Dec 05 2008

December In Pictures

Published by cyza under Digital Photos

I won’t say or write anything in this post (except this line). It’s purely pictures snapped by me from my Sony Erickson K810i… :)

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Dec 05 2008

December Top Commentator Contest

Published by cyza under Contest, Top Commentators

I would like to announce that cyza.us is proudly launching the December 2008 Top Commentator contest. The requirements are similar as last month’s contest (Just refer to the contest requirement only and not the prizes there).

However, since I don’t have any sponsor yet, I’ll sponsor the prizes for this months top commentators contest myself which total up to $18. Check it out:

1st – $8.00

2nd – $ 6.00

3rd – % $ 4.00

I know it’s just a small amount of money but you can buy stuffs… with it of course… Please follow the rules or I’ll penalize your comments. Good luck… :)

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Dec 04 2008

December Updates I

Published by cyza under Blogging ~ Sharring

1. Its the last month of the year and while almost everybody is enjoying their annual leaves or on vacation, I’m stuck in 3 compulsory mandatory course within a space of 5 weeks until 24th December 2008. Well, that’s OK although I’m very exhausted attending all these courses which is part of the requirement as a government servant. I hope I’m going to benefit big time from all the three courses attended.

2. I’m going to Kuantan for Raya Haji celebration this Saturday morning till Tuesday morning. InsyaAllah.

3. I’m sorry Farah, I have not yet posted your pos ekspres prize. Tomorrow I promise, I’ll send it. So, you’ll get it either on Saturday or Tuesday (Monday is public holiday).

4. Tonight I’m going to have a futsal game at Larkin. Never played there yet. I look forward to burn some fats there.

5. I have not announce the prize for December 2008 Top Commentator contest yet. I’ll do so maybe tomorrow night.

6. I slept 2 hours plus only yesterday night. It was my rukun tetangga night shift and also after that I watched a factastic battle league cup battle between Manchester United and Blackburn. Teves superbly scored 4 goals in the 5-3 thrashing of Rovers.

7. I wore batik for the first time as a government servant to work (course actually) and I like it.

8. My insurance agent just bought a new toyota Altis and I drove her car (test drive) yesterday night. Syokkkk

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